Books Pastors Should Write . . . but won’t

Pop goes the Church

Today we see a plethora of books published by different religious leaders looking to ad insight into our lives.

Many of these books make millions for their ministries, and the money goes to good causes.   Sometimes though we have to question everything we see.

Let us go through some books which should be written by different religious leaders.

Some of these titles are harmless, but some can hit a bit too close of home for many.

Let us begin on a top 10 sellers list we might never see.

The Purpose Driven Shack for Jabez

Written by Rick Warren, William Young, and Bruce Wilkinson.

It will inspire you to build a shack, but not in Swaziland, and become prosperous with new Age Christian Thinking.

You think Nostradamus had it right?

Written by Pat Robertson, and Paul Crouch.

Don’t plan to do things when we say something is gonna happen, but don’t bank on it.

Come on down, and Get knocked over

Written by Benny Hinn and Todd Bently.

Tell us when ails you, and you too might be allowed to be assaulted by us.

God wants Our Pastor to have a Bentley

Written by Creflo Dollar, Paul Crouch, Benny Hinn, and T.D. Jakes.

You need to come down to my church and you will be blessed to see me in a Bentley.

Million Dollar Smile

Written by Joel Osteen.

You can smile like me if you think like me, drink like me, and just be me.

How to think like a Christian and go to Hell.

Written by John MacArthur and  Hank Hanegraaff

100 A.D. until today is going to Hell except them.

Have a Gay Massage, Do Meth, and make money in the Pulpit

Written by Ted Haggard

Feel sorry for me and my HBO special . . . but don’t forget your check book.

How to Hide Pedophiles in the Church

Written by the Vatican Legal Team

How do you separate the men from the boys . . . besides using a crowbar?

Still Here Today, Tomorrow, and Yesterday

Written by Tim LaHaye and Jerry Jenkins

A handbook for those who think they can predict the rapture.

Shoe Factory for Souls

Written by Bob Jones Sr. and Jerry Falwell

Bring them in as singles soles, throw out the heels, and send them out in pairs.

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